Lets be honest I’m not good at a lot of things. I’m horrible at keeping up with a regular blog. I can’t follow directions even when a GPS is directing me. I always manage to misplace the exact thing I need two days later, and I hate regular showers. Working 8-5:30 is not my cup of tea and it really makes it almost impossible to be good at things, so sue me.
I decided I needed a good laugh and that so did some of you bored readers out there, so let me go ahead and tell you more about how embarrassing I am and how it comes naturally to me., especially recently.
Yes this story has a two part embarrassment.
Part 1. I was seen and went to Walmart. (as if that isn’t enough embarrassment)
Part 2. Why was at Walmart? Well I was forced to go because my lovely sister and mom decided they wanted to stand in line for hours to get a TV on thanksgiving night instead of stay home and watch football…I was wearing what i thought was a lovely outfit, a little strange for my hometown but lovely none the less. While waiting in hell, I took a potty break, came out and told my sister and mom I couldn’t stand to wait any longer and I would come pick them up later that night. (Mind you I walked to two different locations to tell them that i was leaving. They were in two different lines waiting on two different items, on opposite sides of the store mind you. I noticed people were looking at me, but I figured they just hadn’t seen anyone dressed like me in that small little town so I blew it off. As I exited Walmart after making my rounds, I saw two boys whispering and pointed at my outfit, and i rolled my eyes at them….yet as I walked out I looked down and realized my skirt of my dress was turned up and not pulled all the way down from my bathroom break…. Gosh why can’t i remember to do something so simple!! And why didn’t my sister or mom care to notice!!
Yes all of Walmart had seen my backside….I will never wear this dress again, or show my face in a Walmart again.
On a brighter note I did manage to forget all my Christmas decorations at my parents house…SHOCKER, but thanks to my nama and sister, I received donations and was able to still decorate my home.
Below is my lovely little Tree.
And my homemade wreath.
There really is nothing like decorating for free. I have a few more things to put up, but for now this will do.
I can’t always get everything right, but somehow I manage to survive another day.
Happy Tuesday Friends.